I can just imagine what sort of silly clickbait articles would be popping up in the early years of Sex Magic. Something like this came to mind...
7 Ways You’re Thinking About Sex Magic
Wrong!
#1 – His semen is the
key to his sanity… breaking it, that is!
Guys need to cum. No, you don’t understand, they need to cum. It’s the way they were
designed. It’s why they think about sex all the time. Their bodies keep
producing that thick, white goo and they
have to get rid of, like a cow needs to get rid of its milk. If a guy
doesn’t release his semen, he will go
crazy. Fortunately, the crazier he gets, the more subservient he gets when he
realizes that you are the only one who can release his seed for him!
Ladies, you absolutely must
learn the Orgasm Block spell. If you only ever learn one spell in your life, it
should be this one. It’s one of the easiest to learn and simplest to use. Just
practice on a guy a few times, and you’ll be placing them like a pro! And when a
man in your life is completely powerless to release the crazy juice boiling in
his balls, he will treat you like an absolute Goddess if you so much as hint
that you might, maybe, some day think about helping him ejaculate.
You should let him, once in a while, for very good behavior.
But never too much. You can always find little excuses here and there to extend
his release times, if you feel he’s getting spoiled.
#2 – His penis can
only get so hard, but there’s no limit to his tension!
On an erection intensity scale of 1 to 10, his penis tops
out at 3, maybe 4 is he’s really huge. Unless you use the magic to warp his body,
the penis literally cannot get any stiffer, cannot get any fuller with blood.
If it did, it would probably burst like an overfilled tire! Thankfully, Sex
Magic will never let that happen.
Even more thankfully? Magic doesn’t care if his cock can’t
get any harder. It’ll make him feel
harder, feel all the more tense,
until his whole body is shivering and his penis is literally vibrating to shake
off some of the tension. Even if his cock can only reach a 3 in tension, his
libido can go all the way to 10, and beyond! Dial up to 11? Fuck, that’s just
foreplay. Dial that fucker up to 100!
Remember that the more tense he is, the more amazing the
desperate lust energy he gives off feels. Keep going until his brain fries and
there’s so much energy flying off him that you can’t even stand near him
without cumming your brains out! Don’t worry about overdoing it, the Magic will
recover him, so don’t hold back!
#3 – It’s not
cheating as long as he doesn’t cum!
Most guys fantasize about being lord of their personal
harem, with several girls clamoring for his cock. In reality, a lot of guys are
loyal, and really only want that one special woman. And in a world of Sex
Mages, it’s very easy for all the good guys to get snatched up by the
competition! What’s a horny girl to do when her best friend already has that
really cute boy she likes on a leash?
Fuck with him anyway! In a world of Sex Magic, all the old
rules are off! Women share and swap and pull pranks all the time. Sex is so
open, it’s pretty much impossible not to screw around with multiple people. But
there should still be some standards. And these days, a man shows his loyalty
to a woman by making sure she’s the only one he cums for. As long as you
remember this, then there’s no problem! Play with the poor bastard all you
like! Just don’t let him pop, and your girlfriends will understand. Just don’t
be surprised when they return the favor on your own boy toy! ; )
#4 – His penis is
your friend, and his enemy!
It may be attached to him, but trust us, his penis is on your side. It wants you to play with it,
all the time, forever. It wants to please you any way you wish. It will always
side with you and betray him. Take advantage of this, and remind him of it,
every time he tries to act tough. The penis practically has a mind of its own,
and this is one of the most frustrating and potentially humiliating things
about being a guy. Any time you’re seducing a man or arguing with him, the
fight will always be two against one, you and his penis versus his rational
mind. Even without your Magic, the deck is already stacked in your favor. The
Magic just makes it that much more overwhelming for him!
Any time you’re arguing or debating or even just can’t agree
on something trivial, use your Magic to coax his penis for a little backup! It
will always be eager to lend an assist!
#5 – You can never, ever get caught if you don’t want to!
Sex Magic is naturally a completely anonymous power! Unless
you make a point to tell him, a guy has no real way of knowing what woman is playing
with him. Better yet, with the exception of extremely rare Special Abilities,
other women can’t sense where each other’s spells are coming from. This means
you can do anything you want to a guy completely without repercussions, so long
as you don’t reveal it’s you.
Want to tease your neighbor into insanity, but you’re afraid
of what his wife will do if she finds out? Do it without fear! Play with that
cock until he’s crying for mercy, all from the comfort of your own home, or
office, or wherever! Hell, make him cum if you want. Let his wife fume over it.
As long as you don’t admit it, even if they happen to suspect you, they’ve got
no proof. Go hog wild!
Heck, some wives and girlfriends and mistresses even have
fun with their boys by playing with them all day long, yet feigning innocence,
scolding him for suspecting her. It drives men almost as crazy as the spells
themselves!
#6 – Punish him for everything!
Never, ever, ever
give him a break. Keep his head spinning. Punish him if he breaks a rule, even
if you’re the one who makes him break it! Punish him for rules you just made up
on the spot. Heck, punish him for being so good you don’t have anything to
punish him for!
Make your rules up to interpretation. Never tell him things
plainly. His head is already foggy with lust, keep him confused so he’s bound
to screw something up (as long as it’s something that isn’t too much of a
bother for you, of course).
Or, hell, just punish him because you feel like being mean,
don’t even tell him why, then laugh as he struggles to figure it out. The only
time you should ever show mercy is when you’re building anticipation for the
next punishment!
#7 – He can never
win. Ever. No, seriously, not ever!
You are a Goddess. Literally. You control supernatural
powers. He is just a man. Men are ruled by their cocks. And your power gives
you absolute control over those cocks. The only chance he will ever have is
your own sense of fair play and mercy. Don’t have one? Well, that’s just tough…
for him! For you? All the fun in the world!
