So,going back to my original intent to make some Porn Parody Magic the Gathering Cards, I went ahead and used a Card Editor to slap together a 30 card set you can actually use in the game for sexy fun times! There's not even any magic themes this time around, actually.
Instead, like MtG's own self-parody sets, Unhinged and Unglued, the cards instruct players to do things not normally associated with playing the game. In this case, some cards insist that sexual actions are taken, others provide boosts or hindrances based on sex.
Of course, this is me, so the game is skewed to massively benefit female players over male ones. In fact, only female players may use these cards in a given deck, while male players must use a normal deck. Anyone into nerdy foreplay and femdom and Magic might get some fun out of this one. Use these cards, or use an Editor to make your own deck.
You can view all the cards on my Caption Blog:
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
SEX MAGIC, THE COLLECTING
A Sex Mage World “Non-Collectable” Card Game
This began as, and mostly still is, a “Porn Parody” of Magic the Gathering, with my own Sex Mage World twist to the terms and themes. However, as I started taking it a bit more seriously, the game developed to have a few of its own mechanics. It still largely plays like MtG in that it uses Spells (Sorceries and Instants) and Servants (Creatures and Artifacts), while using a different Mana Generation system. Those interested in actually playing this game could probably improvise something with actual MtG cards and some dice.
And hell, who knows, if this gets developed any further, I could even make a non-sexual spin-off for some kind of official version.
Anyway, the theme here is “Sex Magic battles” between Megami/Queen Megami to settle international conflicts. Rather than try to kill one another, they attempt to seduce and steal away the Men that the enemy Megami is using as a power source for her spells. The Megami Sex Mage who finishes the fight with the most Loyal Men is declared the winner.
HOW TO PLAY
The game requires dice and Sex Magic the Collecting cards (examples to be provided using a Card Game Maker/Editor program, feel free to make your own). Each player needs exactly 50 cards in their deck. The game also requires a minimum of 1 twelve-sided die (1d12) and 5 six-sided die per player (5d6).
Monday, May 4, 2015
I'm not sure where this was going. Had another idea for a weekend-long sexy teasing contest, set in the Sex Mage World, but lacked ideas for the challenges and scenes. However, I did get this "first night" scene written up, and as usual, I hate letting good scenes go to waste!
“Well,” said Lucy, holding up the sheet and patting the spot next to her. “You going to join me?”
Frank scowled a bit. “You’re just going to tease me,” he said.
Lucy smirked. “Oh, I’ll tease you no matter what. So the choice is yours: be teased while you shiver in a corner, cold all night. Or be teased all warm and snuggly with me.” Her smirk became a mischievous smile as she watched Frank wrestle with his choices, his cock twitching in anticipation of his inevitable fate.
Finally, he caved. “Alright,” he said quietly, and came over to the bed, sliding between the sheets. She dropped the blanket over them both and had him turn so his back was to her. She spooned against him and he let out a breath as he felt her breasts press against his back. She snaked a hand around and boldly grasped his penis. He jumped at the contact, expecting a sudden rush of pleasure again. But she didn’t use her magic. Instead she gave him a gentle squeeze and slowly stroked him.
She leaned forward and kissed the back of his neck, then trailed her lips up to his ear. She whispered lightly, her breath tickling his ear and making him squirm. His hand grasped her arm just behind her wrist, but he didn’t dare try to pull her hand away from his cock. “Thank you for playing along, Frank,” she said. She kissed his cheek. “I love you so much.”
“It’s not like I… have a choice…” he said.
“Sure you do,” she said. “But every choice has consequences. I keep telling you.”